An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
~Agatha Christie
You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
~ Anonymous
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
~Brendan Francis
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
~Brendan Francis
Marriage marks the end of many short follies – being one long stupidity.
~Friedrich Nietzsche
I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
~ Groucho Marx
Love at first sight is cured by the second look.
~American proverb
True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.
~La Rochefoucauld
Lovers are fools, but Nature makes them so.
~Elbert Hubbard
A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.
`Thomas Hardy
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!
~Unknown
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
~Ambrose Bierce
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred
~Unknown
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
~Unknown
I think, therefore I’m single.
~Unknown
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him
~Unknown
I thought I was in love once, and then later I thought maybe it was
just an inner-ear imbalance.
~Benton Fraser
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
~Woody Allen
Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it
a few times.
~Rita Rudner
What they call “heart” is located far lower than the fourth waistcoat button. George Lichtenberg
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
~Mae West
Law and love are the same; romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection. ~Ally McBeal
